I would really love a copy of Monster Madness! It looks so awesome Just to sweeten the deal I will include a joke!

 

The other day I went to see a Psychic, she told me that I had great riches coming my way. I walked out of the building all excited stepped into the road and was hit by a Securicar Van. :]

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I would really really love a copy of Monster Madness as I recently got married and have realised that I now have to get approval for any game that I buy from the wife as its supposedly "silly" money being spent from the "new house buying fund"!!

 

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Im a single dad of 23. I loved the demo and was going to buy the game untill the powergen bill came, now I doubt I will be able to afford christmas.

Heres another joke:

THE ESCAPED CONVICT

An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.

As soon as he had a chance, the husband turned to his voluptuous young wife, bound up on the bed in a skimpy nightgown, and whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn’t seen a woman in years.
Just cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go along with it and pretend you like it. Our lives depend on it."

"Dear," the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I’m so relieved you feel that way, because he just told me he thinks you are really cute!"

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My 5 year old loves the demo and getting the full game would earn me countless cuddle points and reduce the chances of him being a monster for a change!!!

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Hello! I would LOVE to win this game as a 14 year old I can’t afford any games and at the moment I only have 1, FIFA 08, and I can’t get any more as my parents won’t allow me.  I would love to get this game as it looks exciting and very fun.  Thanks and keep up the good work Wotta!

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It was a dusty grey afternoon in the south coast of England and a young man named Terpsichore was staring into his bucket of self pity, wondering where he was going with life. He wondered into the electronics department in his local Currys to look longingly at the big high definition televisions when a large gypsy genie popped out from a tobacco stained snes hidden under a Samsung television. The large gypsy genie (who was wearing a Sergio Tacchini tracksuit) asked the young Terpsichore what he wanted most in the world. The young Terpsichore replied that he wanted a high definition television more than anything in the world because he had a Playstation 3 but had been playing it on a standard definition television since launch date. The large gypsy genie granted his wish and upon returning home the young Terpsichore saw a gleaming 50" high definition television standing proudly in his living room. The young Terpsichore was most proud and turned the high definition television on.This was when the problems started.

When the television was turned on all Terpsichore could see and hear from the television was a medley of Halifax adverts. Terpsichore tried and tried and tried to change the channel or something just to get the television to stop playing the adverts but it just kept playing the Halifax adverts. Terpsichore tried to turn the television off but it just stayed on, playing the Halifax adverts. The walls drew in on young Terpsichore and soon he began to hear voices in his head...

"CREDIT CRUNCH!"

"CREEEEDIT CRUUUUUUUUNNNNNCCCCCCH!"

Soon young Terpsichore realised that the large gypsy genie was not a nice genie but a mean genie. This genie was taunting Terpsichore with his desires and his fears. The credit crunch was now attacking him in the face and ****ting all over his dreams. He now had a high definition television but he couldn’t use it, in fact it was turning him insane. Terpsichore looked once more at the television remote to see if there was anything he could do to stop this and he saw one way out, a big yellow button with a question mark on it. He pressed it quickly and the adverts stopped, leaving this message on this screen:

"THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO USE THIS TELEVISION IS IF YOU WIN A COPY OF MONSTER MADNESS FROM THE INTERNET."

Which is a bit of a coincidence as here I am, looking at this competition.

YOU ARE MY ONLY HOPE!

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I would really love a copy of this game because my 7 year old brother absolutely loves the demo to bits. I was going to buy this game for him at Christmas, but when I worked out all the games I wanted to purchase this year, I didn’t have enough. Winning this game for him, would be a brilliant christmas present for him. Resistance 2, CoD5, Motorstorm, ah, I don’t have enough!

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